Smells like the opposite of Hockey Gear

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You gave me life, I got you a candle.

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Don’t worry, you still look like you are 21

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very demure, very mindful

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Rude that you are younger than me but ok.

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How the F did we get this old?!

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delulu is the solulu

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Can’t wait to get pissed on your birthday.

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Happy Birthday – How old are you?

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Happy Birthday you bearded badass 💖

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make racism wrong again

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Brat

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Good. Vibes. Only.

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Riecht wie: Nicht mehr dein Problem!

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Eine Kerze verliert nichts von ihrer Leuchtkraft, wenn man eine andere damit anzündet.

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Scheiss auf Valentin! Ich liebe dich jeden Tag.

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Congrats on the baby! I hope they don’t turn into a serial killer.

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You’re AWESOME! Keep that shit up

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INHALE the good shit, EXHALE the bullshit

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Candle for office meetings. It could’ve been an e-mail.

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I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

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Smells like you’re going to be grandparents!

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No one holds a candle to you, Dad.

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Stay lit.

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Früher war mehr Lametta.

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Mom’s last nerv is on fire.

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Fart extinguisher.

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My last FUCK – Oh look, it’s on fire.

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He was a dick anyway!

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Error 404 Scent not found

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Your house smells like cats.

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I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet.

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FUCK – You are old

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So eine doofe Duftkerze gehört in jeden guten Haushalt.

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Candle for 30th Birthday – Smells like a sudden existential crisis

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Candle for Teambuildings

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Alle Mütter machen schöne Kinder aber du musstest mal wieder übertreiben.

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Juhu, du kannst wieder 🧀 Fondue essen!

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Das grösste Geschenk kam gerade aus dir raus.

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Kinder sind wie Pupse.

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Grandpa, you are old. But at least you don’t have ugly grandkids

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Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down!

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I burn longer than your last relationship

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Due to the economy, this is your gift.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY – When do you finally move out?

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Just to be clear, I am not cleaning your new home. Love, Mum.

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Verdammt nochmal, ist das besinnlich.

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Energiesparlampe

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I am in my eras era.

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Wie gewünscht: Nichts.

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