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I sew because murder is wrong.

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Be like a star. Distant and dying

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Have a good poop!

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Maybe I am wrong? But it is highly unlikely.

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Future Milf

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Home is where them fuckers ain’t

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Live, laugh, leave me alone

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Don’t forget to blow me

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Congrats on the baby! I hope they don’t turn into a serial killer.

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FUCK – You are old

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Due to the economy, this is your gift.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY – When do you finally move out?

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OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE THIS CANDLE. IF YOU FORGET ME, I’LL BURN YOUR F*CKING HOUSE DOWN.

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If I had to hide a body you’d be the first person I’d call

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Due to inflation, this is your gift

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